Who am us, anyway?

Those of you back from the Interzone will recognize a this quote/fragment from the Firesign Theater. (The answer is “We’re one of you! and you’re one of us. I think (maybe. possibly)”).

Anyway.

I wanted to share some statistics about YOU, the viewer, that I get from Google Analytics:

I get anywhere from seven to nineteen visitors a day.
Most of you are from the USA
Most of you use Firefox (and really, if you don’t, shouldn’t you?)
Most of you speak ‘murrican Engrish (or, as I like to call it, Heartlander Amurikan), but there is a smattering of Brits, French (Canadians?), and Italians in there, too.
53.23% of you stick around for a while.
Most of you connect via DSL, the rest use cable, T1 (lucky you), or (most spooky) “unknown”.

O.K., it’s getting late. More to come.